Back in the DPRK

Apprently, North Korea has a website where you can apply to visit the country. For a mere 2050 Euros (1850 Euros for Korea Friendship Association members), you can visit the Dear Leader. However, you will have to pay an extra 440 Euros for the round trip flight from Beijing to Pyongyang. There are only 20 spots, and the tour leaves August 12th, so make your booking today! You must prepay 350 Euros by credit card to reserve your spot, with the remainder due in cash Euros at the beginning of the trip.
Unfortunately, the following items are banned:

Video-Camera, Plants, animals, drugs, explosives, weapons, any kind of pornography, mass printed propaganda, radio, wireless or satellite communicator (GPS), mobile phone (can be left at airport locker).

Luckily, the following are allowed in the DPRK:

Photo-camera (analog or digital), laptop (without wireless/radio communication devices), PDA, CD Player, MP3

 Of course, you may have difficulty finding a laptop that does not have a built-in wireless.